A senior commander of the Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) revealed exclusive images of the next generation Bavar 3 Stealth Flying Boat this afternoon. The craft will apparently heavily leverage technology found in the recently captured American drone.
“Yes, we have exploited some aspects of the barbaric regime’s technology that we found in the RQ-170 Sentinel stealth aircraft. However, we found the craft inferior in many ways and have applied our superior technology to improve its capabilities.” the command said. “For example, The RQ-170 is not a boat. We have remedied this by adding stealth pontoons made of fiberglass rather than aluminum. We have also replaced the engine, which our engineers could not start, with a more reliable TAKSAZ 125cc motor.”
Perhaps the most striking difference is the addition of a pilot. According to the commander “The backwards regime is forced to use so-called drones because their pilots are afraid to take to the air. Also, many of them are too fat. Iran does not have such a problem thus the Bavar 3 will be deployed in swarms which are beyond counting by crusading forces. There are no countermeasureres!”
This, like most Iranian press reports, is a completely fabricated exclusive.