God Forgives Sen. David Vitter for Banging Hookers

by John Little in Politics

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Or so he seems to think:

Sen. David Vitter (R-La.) acknowledged Monday night that his number appears on telephone records of the alleged D.C. Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, and issued an apology.

“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible,” Vitter said in a statement released by his office.

“Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling,” he added. “Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there — with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.”

There’s almost too much hypocrisy to catalog here. Respect for his family – when did that start? Invoking God’s name in attempt to weasel out of a scandal? It’s the oldest, and lamest, trick in the book. I’m less offended by Vitter’s “very serious sin” than I am by this statement.

There is a bright side however. David has to face Wendy Vitter:

“I’m a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary,” Wendy Vitter told Newhouse News. “If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me.”

“I think fear is a very good motivating factor in a marriage,” she added. “Don’t put fear down.”

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  1. DC Madam’s Phone Records Out Senator Vitter…

    Others: Blogs of War, Jammie Wearing Fool, Michael P.F. van der Galien, Sister Toldjah

  2. Billing says:

    SONG OF DEBORAH
    ..they chose new gods then was war in the gates.. awake awake deborah utter a song.. the Lord gave you dominion over the mighty.. curse you bitterly the inhabitants thereof who came not to the help of justice against the mighty.. they divided the prey, to every man a damsel or two.. let all thine enemies perish o Lord and the land rest forty years..

    Deborah Palfrey deserves the Pemberton Award for Clean Governance.
    Palfrey list is like the Black Book of 1918.
    That trial of the Century is deleted from all books, cursed be reporters.
    The list there had 47000 names.
    The list here has 46000 phone bills.
    The listed are not womenizers, machos or ordinary sinners.
    They are power brokers gay lutheran shock and awe agitators of all wars and all panics.
    These wretches are one dirty cover to the real pimps deep underground.
    A curse on the kingpins, Justice Charles Darling then and Judge Adolph Kessler now.

    Noel Pemberton-Billing
    Trial of the Century 1918

  3. john hoosier says:

    a real piece of garbage loved by talk show idiots in la. moon buffoon joe baloney,are just a couple.Diaper wearing whoremonger who ran on family values. typical louisiana politics.

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