The Register has a hilarious take on all of the August 22nd speculation:
So, that’s it then. We would like to thank our readers for their many emailed comments, flames, and death threats. We’ve certainly enjoyed our years of keeping you informed and entertained, but all good things must come to an end.
On the bright side, there’s no better time for saying goodbye to the world than just as the mainstream press is gearing up to inundate us with speculation regarding the death of JonBenet Ramsey, from broadcast locations in Boulder, Colorado. That we will be spared Greta Van Susteren’s daily musings about what might or might not have happened, surely, must prove the existence of a loving and merciful God.
And so we prepare to meet Him with joy and gratitude.